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This Body Came with Terms and Conditions I Didn't Agree To - User Agreement Violation

This Body Came with Terms and Conditions I Didn't Agree To - User Agreement Violation

$27.99 USD
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Nobody told you that this body would come with anxiety, chronic pain, weird food allergies, and the inability to sleep at normal hours. If you'd read the fine print, you definitely would've opted for the premium package with better mental health coverage. This shirt is for everyone who feels like they got scammed by their own biology. Your body came with more bugs than a beta software release, and customer service is basically non-existent. Where's the warranty on this thing? Perfect for when you want to file a complaint about your human experience but there's literally no one to complain to. Your body's terms and conditions include random anxiety attacks, forgetting why you walked into a room, and needing eight hours of sleep but only getting three. For the souls who've realized that being human is basically agreeing to a user agreement written in a language you don't speak. This body is definitely not working as advertised.
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Description

✅ Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
✅ Unisex fit
✅ 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
✅ Light fabric
✅ Runs True To Size
✅ Tear Away label
✅ Designed in Portugal 🇵🇹
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

ADHD, ADD, Tourette's Inspired Apparel!

- Wandering Squirrel

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

- Wandering Squirrel

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at contact@wanderingsquirrel.shop.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: contact@wanderingsquirrel.shop.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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Just Getting Started? Us Too

  • 🌀 Why We Even Bothered

    “Because ADHD brain fog is real - and we were tired of shirts pretending it wasn’t.”

    — The Wandering Squirrel Team

  • 🌈 What We Actually Believe

    “T-shirts should validate, not gaslight.”

    — From our mission statement

  • 🐿️ Where We’re At (Honestly)

    “We’re new here — but our chaos has been around for years.”
    — Your fellow neurospicy founder

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