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My Brain Skips Leg Day - Mental Fitness is Complicated

My Brain Skips Leg Day - Mental Fitness is Complicated

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Welcome to the reality of having a brain that's somehow both overthinking everything and completely forgetting basic life skills. This shirt celebrates the beautiful irony of having a mind that can solve complex problems but can't remember where you put your keys five minutes ago. Perfect for when people ask how you can be so smart but so scattered at the same time. Your brain is basically a gym bro who only works out his anxiety muscles and completely neglects his executive function. Mental leg day? Never heard of her. This design is for the beautifully chaotic souls who've learned that intelligence and functionality are two completely different things. Wear it when you want to celebrate your brain's selective fitness routine - strong in some areas, absolutely useless in others. For the neurodivergent warriors who know that having a "smart" brain doesn't mean it works properly. Your brain skips leg day, arm day, and probably cardio too, but somehow it's still running marathons of overthinking at 3 AM.

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Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
Unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric
Runs True To Size
Tear Away label
Designed in Portugal 🇵🇹
Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

ADHD, ADD, Tourette's Inspired Apparel!

- Wandering Squirrel

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  • 🌀 Why We Even Bothered

    “Because ADHD brain fog is real - and we were tired of shirts pretending it wasn’t.”

    — The Wandering Squirrel Team

  • 🌈 What We Actually Believe

    “T-shirts should validate, not gaslight.”

    — From our mission statement

  • 🐿️ Where We’re At (Honestly)

    “We’re new here — but our chaos has been around for years.”
    — Your fellow neurospicy founder

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