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Serotonin - The Happy Chemical Your Brain Keeps Forgetting to Make

Serotonin - The Happy Chemical Your Brain Keeps Forgetting to Make

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Welcome to the serotonin shortage crisis, where your brain is basically a broken happiness factory that forgot how to manufacture joy. This shirt celebrates the beautiful disaster of having a neurodivergent brain that treats serotonin like a limited edition item that's always sold out. Perfect for when people tell you to "just be happy" and you want to show them that your brain's happiness department is understaffed and probably on strike. Your serotonin levels are basically running on empty while everyone else seems to have unlimited refills. This design is for the beautifully chaotic souls who've learned that chasing serotonin is like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. Wear it when you want to celebrate the fact that your brain chemistry is more complicated than rocket science. For the neurodivergent warriors who know that serotonin isn't just about feeling good - it's the chemical that makes everything work, and yours is apparently on permanent vacation. Your brain is basically a happiness vending machine that's perpetually out of order.
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✅ Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
✅ Unisex fit
✅ 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
✅ Light fabric
✅ Runs True To Size
✅ Tear Away label
✅ Designed in Portugal 🇵🇹
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

ADHD, ADD, Tourette's Inspired Apparel!

- Wandering Squirrel

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✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
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✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
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✅ Air Dry When Possible
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✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

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Just Getting Started? Us Too

  • 🌀 Why We Even Bothered

    “Because ADHD brain fog is real - and we were tired of shirts pretending it wasn’t.”

    — The Wandering Squirrel Team

  • 🌈 What We Actually Believe

    “T-shirts should validate, not gaslight.”

    — From our mission statement

  • 🐿️ Where We’re At (Honestly)

    “We’re new here — but our chaos has been around for years.”
    — Your fellow neurospicy founder

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