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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised - Chaos Wasn't My Fault

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised - Chaos Wasn't My Fault

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The perfect excuse for literally everything that's gone wrong in your life. This shirt celebrates the beautiful disaster that happens when you're left to your own devices without adult supervision. Spoiler alert: you're technically an adult now, but that doesn't mean you know what you're doing. Perfect for when people ask how you managed to turn a simple task into a complete catastrophe and you need to remind them that supervision was clearly required. Your chaos isn't a character flaw - it's what happens when society expects you to function independently. This design is for the beautifully chaotic souls who've learned that being left unsupervised is basically a recipe for disaster, but at least it's entertaining disaster. Wear it when you want to preemptively explain why everything is about to go sideways. For the chaos creators who know that supervision isn't just helpful - it's absolutely necessary for the safety of everyone involved. In your defense, you really shouldn't have been left alone with free will and decision-making abilities.
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Description

✅ Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
✅ Unisex fit
✅ 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
✅ Light fabric
✅ Runs True To Size
✅ Tear Away label
✅ Designed in Portugal 🇵🇹
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

ADHD, ADD, Tourette's Inspired Apparel!

- Wandering Squirrel

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

- Wandering Squirrel

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✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at contact@wanderingsquirrel.shop.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: contact@wanderingsquirrel.shop.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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Just Getting Started? Us Too

  • 🌀 Why We Even Bothered

    “Because ADHD brain fog is real - and we were tired of shirts pretending it wasn’t.”

    — The Wandering Squirrel Team

  • 🌈 What We Actually Believe

    “T-shirts should validate, not gaslight.”

    — From our mission statement

  • 🐿️ Where We’re At (Honestly)

    “We’re new here — but our chaos has been around for years.”
    — Your fellow neurospicy founder

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