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I'm Not Feeling Bonita, I'm Feeling Stressita - When Anxiety Goes Bilingual

I'm Not Feeling Bonita, I'm Feeling Stressita - When Anxiety Goes Bilingual

Regular price $27.99 USD
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You know those days when you wake up and your anxiety decides to be bilingual? Yeah, this shirt gets it. Some mornings you're feeling cute and ready to conquer the world, other mornings you're just trying not to have a breakdown before your first coffee. This design is for everyone who's ever felt like their stress needed subtitles. Your mental health doesn't care what language you speak - it's an equal opportunity chaos creator. At least now you can announce your emotional state in style. Perfect for when you want people to know you're not having a "cute girl summer" - you're having a "stressed girl trying to survive" kind of day. And honestly? Both are completely valid ways to exist in this world.

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Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
Unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric
Runs True To Size
Tear Away label
Designed in Portugal 🇵🇹
Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

ADHD, ADD, Tourette's Inspired Apparel!

- Wandering Squirrel

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

- Wandering Squirrel

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Returns

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✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at contact@wanderingsquirrel.shop.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: contact@wanderingsquirrel.shop.

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  • 🌀 Why We Even Bothered

    “Because ADHD brain fog is real - and we were tired of shirts pretending it wasn’t.”

    — The Wandering Squirrel Team

  • 🌈 What We Actually Believe

    “T-shirts should validate, not gaslight.”

    — From our mission statement

  • 🐿️ Where We’re At (Honestly)

    “We’re new here — but our chaos has been around for years.”
    — Your fellow neurospicy founder

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