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Feeling Feral - Embracing Your Inner Cryptid

Feeling Feral - Embracing Your Inner Cryptid

Regular price $27.99 USD
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Some days you're a functioning adult who remembers to eat meals and answer emails. Other days you're a woodland creature who forgot how to human and just wants to live in the forest eating berries and avoiding all responsibilities. This design celebrates both versions of you. Civilization is optional, pants are negotiable, and sometimes you just need to embrace your inner cryptid. There's no shame in feeling feral - it's basically your brain's way of saying "I need a break from society and all its ridiculous expectations." This shirt is for those beautifully unhinged moments when you're just trying to survive modern life. Perfect for when you want to communicate that you're barely holding it together, but make it fashion. Embrace the feral energy - it's honestly more authentic anyway. For the wild souls who know that sometimes the most natural response to an unnatural world is to go completely feral. Your inner cryptid is valid, your woodland creature energy is necessary, and society can deal with it.

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Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
Unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric
Runs True To Size
Tear Away label
Designed in Portugal 🇵🇹
Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

ADHD, ADD, Tourette's Inspired Apparel!

- Wandering Squirrel

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Wash and Dry Inside Out
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Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
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✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
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  • 🌀 Why We Even Bothered

    “Because ADHD brain fog is real - and we were tired of shirts pretending it wasn’t.”

    — The Wandering Squirrel Team

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    “T-shirts should validate, not gaslight.”

    — From our mission statement

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    “We’re new here — but our chaos has been around for years.”
    — Your fellow neurospicy founder

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