Collection: Funny Hiking Shirts & Trail Humor
😂 For hikers who don’t take the trail — or themselves — too seriously.
This collection packs witty quotes, sarcastic trail humor,
and inside jokes only true hikers will appreciate.
Perfect for gifts, group hikes, or
adding personality to your next summit day.
Warning: may cause unsolicited compliments on the trail.
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Never Mess With a Hiker
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Respect the Hiker: We Go Off Map
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Still Plays Outside T-Shirt
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No Bad Trails Just Bad Knees
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SaleBigfoot Saw Me
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You Can't Outrun a Bear
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Sloth Hiking Team We'll Get There When We Get There
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SaleNuts About Hiking
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We Are Not Almost There
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That Sounds Fun But... I'd rather be Hiking
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Never Mess With a Hiker
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And Into the Forest I Go to Lose My Mind and Find My Soul
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I Love Peeing Outside
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Don’t Be An Assquatch
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A Hike Starts With a Simple Blister
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Adventure Is Out There! But So Are Serial Killers
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